"In my head I'm doing Jiu Jitsu" Mug
This coffee mug solves the pesky problem of morning people. We all know that chipper person who has the audacity to speak to you before you’re done with the first cup of caffeine. Let them know without saying a single word that the slight smirk on your face is from the thought of slowly wrapping your arm around their neck and applying the guillotine of silence.
Know someone who does Jiu-Jitsu? Get this mug and provide it as an offering of good faith that your limbs will stay intact during their hypothetical fights. Then shut the hell up until they empty the mug. It’s early.